Tabloid puns/headlines – Dogs On Acid

by peterjukes

Tabloid puns/headlines

Julio Babtista leaving Arsenal because of the cold climate over here

‘WEATHER FORCES BAPS OUT’

When Eric Cantona attacked a supporter:

“THE S**T HITS THE FAN”

At the end of a protracted prison roof-top protest by inmates:

“SCUM ON DOWN”

On the passing of Ike Turner:

“IKE BEATS TINA TO DEATH”

After Elton John’s civil partnership:

“ELTON TAKES DAVID UP THE AISLE”

About a Chinese snooker player:

“POT NOODLE”

Gianni Versace was gunned down in 1997, the Sport tactfully chose…

“SHOOT YOU SIR”

1997 Argentine Grand Prix, Pedro Diniz’s car catches fire. The Sun’s headline:

“DINIS IN THE OVEN”

An English football team beat a German team courtesy of their substitute who scored winning goal. Headline read:

“GERMANS SUNK BY ENGLISH SUB”

After George Michael had a car crash – The Sun headline:

“GEORGE MICHAEL SHUNTS TRUCKER IN THE REAR”

DIY firm laying off 6,000 staff back in the 90s –

“TEXAS CHAIN STORE MASSACRE”

London Sun headline about the French hijacking a lorry of UK Lamb

“L’AMBUSH!”

Man breaks out of a mental hospital, goes to a laundromat, has sex with a woman there and flees. The headline?

“NUTS, SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS”

via Tabloid puns/headlines – Dogs On Acid.

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